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1. We want to be hugged all the time no matter what!
2. We want you to show us affection even when people you know are around.
3. If you piss us off, we WILL kick you there, so don't push it.
4. Don't take us for granted.
5. If you like us, make your move before someone else does.
6. Not to sound selfish, but we'd much rather YOU call US.
7. If you don't shave, don't expect us too...
8. Even though we're perfectly okay with it, don't tell us to kiss our friends to turn you on unless you're willing to do the same=*)
9. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
10. We don't care how sexy your ex was.
11. We absolutely do not care about how hot you think other girls are even if were not going out with you.
12. Even though you almost never are, we'll pretend that you're right sometimes.
13. Its not our job to make all the plans.
14. We understand that size doesn't matter.
15. We're not as shallow as you think we all are.
16. PMS is ALWAYS an excuse so get over it.
17. On that note, anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.
18. Tim McGraw IS hot, so get over it.
19. We like it when you say that you're sorry (even if its not entirely your fault)
20. The excuse "I can't dance" is absolutely unacceptable...we'll appreciate the effort.
21. Make fun of us...prepare to DIE!
22. The "little things" are really the biggest things
23. No girl just wants to be "your friend with benefits".
24. Don't smoke and expect us to kiss you, its gross beyond words.
25. We're sensitive.
26. When we trip and or fall, throw yourself upon the altar of sacrifice and humiliate yourself to make us feel better.
27. Don't lie to us...ever.
28. If we take the time to write you cute notes, write us back, we really like that.
29. Hold our hand!!!
~*~THE MOST IMPORTANT~*~
30. Dont ever just say I love you if you dont mean it. were not stupid and we can tell if you mean it.
31. At least 98% of you guys who are reading this REALLY should take our advice, it'll make your life a lot easier.
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