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If you dress nicely, he says you're a snob
If you dress sexy, he says you’re a slut
If you dress nice, he says your trying to attract other guys
If you argue with him, he says you’re stubborn
If your quiet, he says you’re stupid
If you call him, he says you’re needy and clingy.
If he calls you, he says you should be grateful
If you don’t love him, he’ll try to win you
If you love him, he’ll leave you.
If you don’t fuck him, he’ll say you don’t love him
If you do, he’ll say you’re easy.
If you tell him your problems, he’ll say you’re irritating,
If you don’t, he’ll say you don’t trust him.
If you lecture him, he’ll say you’re bitchy,
If he lectures you, it’s because he “cares“.
If you break a promise, you can’t be trusted,
If he breaks it, he had to,
If you drink, your bad,
If he drinks, he’s hanging out,
If you do well on your exams, it was lucky,
If he does well, it was “just skills, baby!”
If you sleep around, your a tramp,
If he sleeps around, he’s “the man“
If you hurt him, your a bitch,
If he hurts you, it‘s because your so hard to understand,
If you cheat, you expect it to be over,
If he cheats, he expects to be given another chance!